Humour - Who Makes the Coffee

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Who Makes the Coffee??

A married couple was arguing about who is making the coffee. The wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"


https://www.beliefnet.com/ilovejesus/features/hilarious-christian-jokes.aspx


Proverbs 17:22 says, “A joyful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit dries up the bones.” 
The Proverbs are wise sayings written by wise men such as King Solomon of Israel, inspired by God Himself. God has made us in such a way that joy and humor are meant to be vital parts of our lives.
https://shcofchapelhill.com/chaplains_corner/a-joyful-heart-is-good-medicine/#:

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